What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 18:34

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
Why would a person always be so tired?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.